Tried to take a bath. Not enough hot water. Took a lukewarm soak.
I can’t even CONVALESCE the right way. GAH.
Inspired by jeannr, I flowcharted the Beatles classic, ‘Hey Jude.’
(via loveallthis)
I can’t breathe through my nose and my sneezes are so big they sound fake and my lips are chapped and my eyes are all puffy and they just want to cloooooosssseeeee…
What do you recommend?
You’re a sick girl, and it’s gone too far and you know it don’t matter anyway.
Corley seems to have Hall & Oates disease.
Deadly, first discovered in the 80’s, symptoms include thick mustaches and uncontrollable catchy beats produced with synthesizers.
A cure is yet to be engineered.
All we can do is pray.
You’re a sick girl, and it’s gone too far and you know it don’t matter anyway.
